Over the years, I have heard sooooo many men say "there is nothing more sexy than a woman who is confident, spontaneous and totally comfortable with her body." Whether she's morbidly obese, looks anorexic, has wrinkles within her wrinkles, is overly cellulitic ... it really doesn't matter - a confident uninhibited woman is a big turn-on! Okay, I confess, I made up a new adjective for cellulite 'cellulitic'... lol. Being confident and totally uninhibited in the bedroom is not an easy fete when you are not comfortable with your body and/or disconnected with your sensuality. It shouldn't matter that your partner never tells you that he loves and accepts those spare tires, love handles, comfort cushions or whatever words you use to describe them because in life's big picture the only thing that really matters is the love and acceptance you have of yourself.
"Carique"
This month's tip from GGW"Treat yourself to at least one pleasure toy this month, I promise you won't regret it"
Q1.... I am a middle-aged woman who has been happily married for almost 30 years. I live in a beautiful 5 bedroom house in a beautiful part of the country, with the perfect little husband and 2 beautiful daughters who no longer live at home. However, I have recently developed this insatiable urge to have a wild night of passion with a black man. I have had several opportunities since joining my local gym and its becoming harder and harder to say no. Should I just have a one-night-stand to get it out of my system (my husband need never know)?
GGW Answer...Firstly, I don't think one night would get it out of your system, you would end up going back for more honey! Let me ask you this, why the sudden urge? I suspect its more than just those recent invitations by the chocolate hunks at the gym? Sounds like that 'kids meal' you have been getting is not filling you up and you want to 'super-size' it or maybe you just want to see if what they say about black men is true? Which one is it honey? I can definitely understand your curiosity, but why throw away 30 years of a good marriage for *3 hrs* of pleasure (yes 3 hrs honey - what they say about black men is definitely true, trust me). My suggestion to you is to just close your eyes and fantasize whenever you and your husband do the horizontal-houchee-couchee; don't betray the love and trust you have built over the past 30 years. A one-night fling would definitely jeopardize your marriage even if your husband never found out about it. I hope you make the right decision. Good luck hun!
Q2... I need your advice. My 7 yr old son thinks my husband (his stepfather) is hitting me because he hears me screaming out every night (I just can't seem to control myself). I tried telling him it was the television; that worked for a while but I don't think he believes that anymore. Should we sit him down and tell him about the 'birds and the bees' at such a young age?
GGW Answer... I was going to advise you to tell him that you and daddy like to play adult games at night but that may not be a good idea, he may ask if he can play too. Just tell him you've been having some real bad dreams lately, see if that works. Sorry honey, I don't really have a solution for your problem I'm still stuck on the fact that he has you screaming out every night. You have been truly blessed honey!
Q3.... I don't really have problem, I just wanted to say I think you're great and would like to ask one silly question. What is the wildest fetish you have ever encountered?
GGW Answer.... No question is ever silly honey and thank you for the compliment. Now to answer your fetish question: A "c-------- g-- s------" was the wildest fetish I ever encountered! I guess it wouldn't be considered wild nowadays but it certainly was 50 years ago when I was first introduced to it. Clue: the smell was so darn awful it was hard to 'crack' a smile. I'm going to let you ponder on that for a moment honey (I am confident you'll figure it out).
Q4... With your many years of experience, can you tell me what makes a woman sexy (apart from skimpy clothing of course)? I'm 22 and everyone tells me I'm pretty but I have never had a relationship that lasted longer than three months. My friends tell me it's because I have absolutely no sex appeal. They've tried showing me how to walk and talk flirtatiously when I'm around men. The problem is, I always feel so goofy, awkward and fony when I TRY to be sexy. Shouldn't it be effortless and natural? I desperately want a long-term relationship possibly marriage. Can you please please help me?
GGW Answer...Of course I can help you honey. Let me first ask you a question. Are you giving "it" up or are you still a virgin? The reason for your short-term relationships could be in the answer to that question! If you're not willing to give it up and they're not willing to wait, let 'em go honey. Anyway back to your original question. From my experience (and believe me I have a lot of it), the biggest turn on for most heterosexual men is a confident woman - a woman who is totally comfortable with her body, her sensuality and who has no teeth...just kidding 'bout the teeth honey (the more experienced ladies will get the joke). Don't listen to your friends. Forget about trying to walk and talk sexy, just be yourself. Try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, exude confidence and have some good old flirty fun whenever the opportunity presents itself. Hope that helped hun.
Q5. I love the GGW FASQs. You always give great advice and I really enjoy your Mae West sense of humor. Do you have any good jokes or bedroom mishaps you could share?
GGW Answer.... Thank you for the wonderful compliment honey. I have hundreds of jokes but no bedroom mishaps. I'll share a short family joke with you. Here goes:
"For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be darned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"
Did you like that one honey?
Grannies-Gone-Wild (GGW)
The information contained in this blog is based on personal experiences, observations, opinions and in some cases personal research. If you have any medical, sexual, marital or emotional concerns please make sure you consult a medical professional or trained counselor.
"Carique"
